Red vs. Blue The Musical Church's Song

Текст песни "Red vs. Blue The Musical — Church's Song"

[Church]
♪ Another day I`m stuk here ♪
♪ Another day goes by. ♪
♪ Another day I ask myself ♪
♪ "Why do I even try?" ♪
♪ These shitheads all around me ♪
♪ They poke and prod and pry... ♪
♪ Sometimes I wish that I`d just... ♪
♪ DIE ♪

[Tucker]
Oh, come on Church, your life`s not that bad.

[Caboose]
Yeah, plus you already died once.

[Church]
Ahd whose fault was that Caboose?

[Caboose]
Tucker did it.

[Tucker]
Sheila did it.

[Sheila]
I would rather not get involved in this.

[Church]
All of you shut up!
You want know about my life?
I`ll tell you.

♪ My 9 to 5 is filled with misery... ♪
♪ My girlfriend`s always such a bitch to me... ♪
♪ I think my Death count`s pushing three... ♪
♪ I just don`t get how this is hard to see ♪
♪ And as I lie awake at night... ♪
♪ I- just- want- to- ♪
♪ DIE ♪

[Tucker]
Oh please. ♪ You`re overly dramatic ♪

[Doc]
♪ You`re clearly... asymptomatic ♪

[Sheila]
♪ Your life is hardly... that traumatic ♪

[Caboose]
♪ But, your grlfriend is half-aquatic ♪

[Church]
♪ You know, I think I change my mind ♪
♪ I- wish- you`d- all- ♪
♪ DIE ♪

[Doc]
Come on buddy, you`ve gotta good thing going for ya`

[Tucker]
Is that anyway to talk to your team?

[Caboose]
Yea! Or your gilrfriend?

[Tucker]
Man, how did we-

[Church]
No really guys... Shut up
I had a whole song planned...
Shut up! Shut up!
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP THE FUCK UP!

♪ Living here`s not going well ♪
♪ This canyon`s my detention cell ♪
♪ I feel the need to scream and yell ♪
♪ I wish that you`d all BURN IN HELL ♪

Oh, oh and it gets worse!
I have been to jury duty 37 times!
I ALWAUS GET THE MIDDLE SEAT ON FLIGHTS!
Last year, no one wished me Happy Birthday!
FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK EVERYONE.
AND FUCK THIS FUCKING SONG.