Helena Bonham Carter The Worst Pies In London (OST Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

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Mrs. Lovett:
A customer!
Wait! What's yer rush? What's yer hurry?
You gave me such a
Fright. I thought you was a ghost.

Half a minute, can'tcher?
Sit! Sit ye down!
Sit!
All I meant is that I
Haven't seen a customer for weeks.
Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if my head's a little vague
Ugh!
What is that?
But you'd think we had the plague
From the way that people
keep avoiding
No you don't!
Heaven knows I try, sir!
But there's no one comes in even to inhale
Right you are, sir. would you like a drop of ale?

Mind you, I can't hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in London,
I know why nobody cares to take them
I should know,
I make them.
But good? No,
The worst pies in London
Even that's polite.
The worst pies in London
If you doubt it take a bite.

Todd:
Ugh!

Mrs. Lovett:
Is that just, disgusting?
You have to concede it.
It's nothing but crusting
Here drink this, you'll need it
The worst pies in London

And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is
when you get it.
Never thought I'd live to see the day men'd think it was a
treat
Finding poor
Animals
Wot are dying in the street.

Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop,
Does a business, but I notice something weird
Lately, all her neighbors' cats have disappeared.
Have to hand it to her
Wot I calls
Enterprise,
Popping pussies into pies.
Wouldn't do in my shop
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick.
And I'm telling you them pussy cats is quick.

No denying times is hard, sir
Even harder than
The worst pies in London.
Only lard and nothing more
Is that just revolting?
All greasy and gritty,
It looks like it's molting,
And tastes like
Well, pity
A woman alone
With limited wind
And the worst pies in London!

Ah sir,
Times is hard. Times is hard.

Todd:
Isn't that a room up there over the shop? If times are
so hard, why don't you rent it out? That should bring
in something.

Mrs. Lovett:
Up there? Oh, no one will go near it. People think
it's haunted. You see, years ago, something happened
up there. Something not very nice.